Remix

Unfortunately, sarcastic Voice-acting won't be invented for another ten years.

Nathan Drake! Atari 2800! Mild-to-moderate Photoshop! Uncharted is a game I never expected to like, but grew on me like a bad habit. Someday it’s going to be a retro game and future niche gaming nerds will pop it into some emulator and wonder why we ever thought crap dialogue like that was good. There is a light though! Go back far enough, and dialogue just disappears.

Click this link and go see what my childhood resembled.

By Mainebot

Old, bitter man made better only by little bits of oil-like language made languid; buy a letter, even a vowel, loose a low arrow always aimed at voluminous alliterated love.